Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live.
Season 23, 1997
Rita: Go get ’em, Ma! In this bit, the National Endowment for the Arts wants to fill a void in the cultural world by commissioning a Thanksgiving song. It’s mine! Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. We're fans of the larger-than-life Guy Fieri and his unabashed devotion to Donkey Sauce. "Rita Delvecchio's Thanksgiving" Season 23, 1997 You probably don't remember Rita Delvecchio because, like most of Cheri Oteri's characters, … Rita: Ma! [Season 23, 1997] Rita’s Mom: It won’t hurt e’m!
[ runs onto her porch to inspect ]Sheesh! Bill Hader's Vincent Price is one of those rare, esoteric SNL impression that clicks and clicks and clicks again. Rita’s Mom: You heard her, you pill-poppers! To Plant Memorial Trees in memory, please visit our, Share to let others add their own memories and condolences.
8:30 A.M. RUFFENACH FUNERAL HOME, 21st St. and Snyder Ave. Funeral Mass St. Monica Church 10 A.M. Int. If I hear Martha Stewart tell me how to cook one more time, I’m gonna shove a cornish game hen down that WASPy bitch’s throat! [ the family cheers, Rita returns to the phone ] Alright, baby, I gotta go.
Season 42, 2016 This is a one-joke sketch and it's an amazing one-joke sketch. Now it comes in turkey form -- complete with '90s hip-hop rap. You know, we'd still take Debbie Downer at the Thanksgiving dinner over Loud Political Uncle.
[ notices Rita’s stirring in the pot ] Martha Stewart says not to stir while you simmer. Mike the Cop: Hi, Rita! Season 31, 2005 Rita has 4 jobs listed on their profile. Rita: Aw, Ma, you set me up, you bitch! See what Rita DelVecchio (delvecchio0518) has discovered on Pinterest, the world's biggest collection of ideas.
Yeah, you oughtta give her latest hairdo a citation, that ugly pain in the ass! Send your deepest condolences with fresh flowers. [ chases him out of the kitchen ] No more kids getting beers for adults! You have to hear the gnarly jokes and hip Cali accents for yourself, bro. Rita’s Mom: Rita, where did you the ricotta cheese to stuff these shells? I threw my shoe! Rita: In the fridge, baby, in the fridge.. [ into the phone ] How’s yuor turkey, how many pounds did you get?
Holy Cross Cem. Four angsty thirty-somethings (Bill Murray, Laraine Newman, Jane Curtin, and Paul Shaffer) return home for Thanksgiving dinner only to find themselves seated at the basement kids' table. DelVECCHIO RITA (nee Mellace), age 84, on Oct. 7, 2002; wife of the late John, dear sister of Anthony Mellace (the late Anne), Marie Band (the late Herbert), and Nicholas Mellace (Peggy); dear aunt to Theresa McFillin (Phillip), Marian Houston (Charles), Terri Gervase (Marc), and Anthony Mellace (Dina); also survived by her many great nieces and nephews, and her great great niece Adriana. Please allow 24 hours for your entry to be reviewed for appropriate content. [ back to the phone ] Ahh.. no, my mother’s down in the basement, I don’t know what the hell she’s doing down there. Season 38, 2012
But here's the thing: Oteri's hysterical in the role, and in this Thanksgiving-themed sketch, she goes toe-to-toe with Delvecchio's whiny mother -- played by New York mayor Rudy Giuliani in drag. Listen, what’s the update on Frank Sinatra’s help? Mike the Cop: Come on, Rita! Keep running, ’cause the next time I’ll kick you in your Plymouth Rocks! They're still digging out from typhoon season, just in time for the bird flu to take even more lives." Once upon a time, SNL did weird audition sketches that did not involve celebrity impressions or goofball takes on classic characters. "Boy the traffic was a disaster coming up!" I keep it! Ma, you know Mike the Cop?
Now I’m out a wedgie! The 1990s "Clear Craze" demanded full transparency in items like watches, TVs, Game Boys, and even Pepsi. Season 19, 1993 SNL Transcripts: Mayor Rudolph Giuliani: 11/22/97: Janet Reno’s Dance Party, SNL Transcripts: Mayor Rudolph Giuliani: 11/22/97: Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald, SNL Transcripts: Bea Arthur: 11/17/79: First He Cries, SNL Transcripts: Julianne Margulies: 02/12/00: Erectile Dysfunction Ad, SNL Transcripts: Desi Arnaz: 02/21/76: Luciana Vermicelli’s Beauty Regimen, SNL Transcripts: Jennifer Lopez: 02/27/10: Jennifer Lopez’s Monologue, SNL Transcripts: Zach Galifianakis: 05/04/13: Goodnights, SNL Transcripts: Jason Lee: 11/12/05: The Soaking Wet Killer, SNL Transcripts: Janet Jackson: 04/10/04: 9/11 Briefing, SNL Transcripts: Mary Kay Place: 12/10/77: Mary Kay Place’s Monologue. Like the '70s version of "Back Home Ballers," they immediately devolve into their childhood selves. Ah, some are watching the game, some are planning their next crime – don’t listen, Bella! Saturday Night Live Transcripts Season 23: Episode 7, 97g: Mayor Rudolph Giuliani / Sarah McLachlan, Rita…..Cheri OteriRita’s Mom…..Mayor Rudolph GuilianiMike the Cop…..Colin Quinn. Rita: ‘Cause I’ll be a Master-Baster! Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. [ kisses Rita’s Mom on the cheek ]. Rita: There’s love in there. Ma! Wiig one-ups him with her take on Thanksgiving delicacies, which comes off a little like The Silence of the Lambs.
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Less horror spoof than a love letter to the nadirs of golden-age Hollywood careers, this "Thanksgiving Special" is top-tier thanks to appearances by Ricky Ricardo (Fred Armisen) and Lucille Ball (Eva Longoria). With Colin Quinn.
Happy Thanksgiving. Rita’s Mom: [ flops into a chair ] Alright, alright, I’ll finishstuffing the shells. Rita’s Mom: It does if you cook it with love, like I taught ya. [ Rita’s Mom runs outside to take care of the delinquent kids ]. Rita Del Vecchio is on Facebook. They’re just happy. When was the last time you basted the turkey? 0 (0) Saturday Night Live Transcripts Season 23: Episode 7 97g: Mayor Rudolph Giuliani / Sarah McLachlan Rita’s Thanksgiving Rita…..Cheri OteriRita’s Mom…..Mayor Rudolph GuilianiMike the Cop…..Colin Quinn [ open on Rita Delvecchio’s Kitchen – Rita preparing Thanksgiving dinner as the phone rings ] Rita: [ answers phone ] Happy Thanksgiving! Family request donations to Sisters of The Blessed Sacrament `St. Katharine Drexel`, 1663 Bristol Pike, Bensalem PA 19020. Niece: [ runs into the kitchen ] Aunt Rita, we’re starving! Spoon-cookin’ bastards!! Rita: [ answers phone ] Happy Thanksgiving! Season 5, 1979
Thanksgiving with the Californians is for real better than driving down the 405, bro. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations.
Only one man can teach you how to stuff a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside a rabbit inside a pig inside of a baby cow inside of a big cow inside of a horse inside of a Cornish game hen. Don’t worry, baby. What, are you crazy? Do you remember Reebok Pump, the shoe you "pumped" up to cushion around your ankles?
Rita DelVecchio (Cheri Oteri) and her mother (Rudy Giuliani in drag) deal with the family and complaints from the neighbors while preparing Thanksgiving dinner. [ grabs a piece of pepperoni and retreats to the living room ] Sorry, Rita.. Rita: What now?! Mike the Cop: Thanks.
Mike the Cop: Rita, I hate to bug you about this, but you gotta get rid of some of those Thanksgiving decorations off your lawn, or I’m gonna have to give you a citation. Be the first to rate this post. Let ’em have fun. Rita’s Mom: She knows. What now?! Rita’s Mom: Who called? Plant a tree to honor the memory of your loved one. What the hell are you doing down there, don’t carry that yourself! Whitepages people search is the most trusted directory. My wife forgot to thaw out the turkey, so we won’t be eating ’til after the Rose Bowl.
Rita: [ explaining to her curious Ma ] She’s Irish. Join Facebook to connect with Rita Del Vecchio and others you may know. Rita’s Mom: How could you support Tony’s store?! When you step back and realize that many of Saturday Night Live's best sketches were conceived, pitched, written, rewritten, produced, and aired in the frenzy of a week-long production, you... might start feeling a little exhausted. Keep beating. Season 17, 1992
Grab a piece of pepperoni and go in the living room with the guys! But Bobby Moynihan's impression of the guy (which Fieri has acknowledged he loves) is a ridiculous joy that's never been better than in this Weekend Update segment.
Who called to complain?
Rita’s Mom: You’re right, Rita.. And I’m gonna have a dry turkey on my hands if you don’t baste it, for crying out loud! There's no hinting at the totally tubular joys within this sketch, bro. It’s a day to think aboutwhat ya got. [ yells at the distant kids ] You mothers have no respect your forefathers, you know that! Rita: Come on, Ma, it’s Thanksgiving.
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